80+ SpongeBob Quotes That Make Amazing Captions

Looking for a bit of humor and nostalgia? Look no further than these iconic SpongeBob quotes! From the sarcastic quips of Squidward to the optimistic wisdom of SpongeBob himself, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to any fan’s face.

Whether you’re looking for a pick-me-up or a way to relive your childhood, SpongeBob quotes have something for everyone. So dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom and rediscover the hilarity of this beloved show through its most memorable quotes.

Whether you’re looking for SpongeBob quotes for Instagram or hilarious SpongeBob and Patrick quotes, you’ve come to the right place.

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.With the best SpongeBob quotes, you’ll never be at a loss for words when you need the perfect SpongeBob Instagram caption. From funny SpongeBob quotes to heartwarming moments, this iconic cartoon has provided us with some of the most quotable lines in television history.

1. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly. – Spongebob

2. I’m ready, I’m ready. – Spongebob

3. If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true. – Spongebob

4. Everything FUN!

5. You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. – SpongeBob

6. Firmly grasp it in your hand.

7. Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads. – Spongebob

8. Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.

9. I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors! – Spongebob

10. It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say. – Mr. Krabs

11. Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly. – Mr. Krabs

12. -Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.
-Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob!

13. F is for friends who do stuff together! – Spongebob

14. No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change. – Spongebob

15. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. – Patrick Star

16. All I know is fine dining and breathing. -Peter Pan 

17. You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one. – Patrick Star

18. I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s Spongebob!

19. Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli. – Spongebob

20. You never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. – Spongebob

21. Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: “waiting for you to come back.”

22. Is Mayonnaise an instrument? – Patrick Star

23. With imagination, you can be anything you want. – Spongebob

24. I can’t see my forehead! – Patrick Star

25. That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges! – Plankton

26. Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face. – Spongebob

27. F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!

28. You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich

29. Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. – Patrick Star

30. Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb. – Patrick Star

31.Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! – Patrick Star

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32. The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time. – Spongebob

33. Too bad SpongeBob is not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here. – Squidward

34. Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you. – Sandy Cheeks

35. Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy. – Plankton

36. It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!

37. Wake me up when I care. – Squidward

38. Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos. – Patrick Star

39. Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions. – Spongebob

40. I’m ugly and I’m proud! – Spongebob

41. I have no soul. – Squidward

42. Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it! – Mr. Krabs

43. You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio! – Squidward

44. If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright. – Spongebob

45. Can I be excused for the rest of my life? – Spongebob

46. -Patrick, you’re a genius!
-Yeah, I get called that a lot.
-What? A genius?
-No, Patrick.

47. Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. They’re bombs.

48. It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever. – Squidward

49. Squidward: “Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!” Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?” Spongebob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.” Patrick:”Ho, Ho,Ho!” Spongebob: “Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!””

50. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton

51. “You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?”

52. Do instruments of torture count?

53. I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! – Patrick Star

54. I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today. – Squidward

55. Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week. – Patrick Star

56. Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.

57. SpongeBob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…

58. But it’s my only night to be fancy! – Squidward

59. Moss always points to civilization. – SpongeBob

60. Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! – Patrick Star

61. Knowledge cannot replace friendship. – Patrick Star

62. Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.

63. I might as well sleep for 100 years or so. – Squidward

64. SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours! – Squidward

65. Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!

66. Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)

67. We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else! – Patrick Star

68. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. – Spongebob

69. Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world?
Spongebob: I do!
Patrick: I do!
Sandy Cheeks: I do!
Squidward: I don’t.

70. This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. – Spongebob

71. Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain. – Sandy

72. Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call “Mom”? SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.

73. See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral. – Pearl Krabs

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74. We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination. – SpongeBob

75. Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. – Patrick Star

76. Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. – SpongeBob

77. Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz. – Patrick Star

78. I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.

79. Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite! – Plankton

80. Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly. – Mr. Krabs

81. A five letter word for happiness…money. – Mr. Krabs

82. Spongebob: “No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!”

83. We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request. – Mr. Krabs

84. I’m a good noodle! – SpongeBob

Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.

Hey Patrick what am I now?
-No! I’m Texas!
-What’s the difference?

So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one. – Narrator

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