Looking for a bit of humor and nostalgia? Look no further than these iconic SpongeBob quotes! From the sarcastic quips of Squidward to the optimistic wisdom of SpongeBob himself, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to any fan’s face.
Whether you’re looking for a pick-me-up or a way to relive your childhood, SpongeBob quotes have something for everyone. So dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom and rediscover the hilarity of this beloved show through its most memorable quotes.
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1. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly. – Spongebob
2. I’m ready, I’m ready. – Spongebob
3. If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true. – Spongebob
4. Everything FUN!
5. You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. – SpongeBob
6. Firmly grasp it in your hand.
7. Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads. – Spongebob
8. Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
9. I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors! – Spongebob
10. It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say. – Mr. Krabs
11. Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly. – Mr. Krabs
12. -Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.
-Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob!
13. F is for friends who do stuff together! – Spongebob
14. No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change. – Spongebob
15. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. – Patrick Star
16. All I know is fine dining and breathing. -Peter Pan
17. You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one. – Patrick Star
18. I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s Spongebob!
19. Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli. – Spongebob
20. You never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. – Spongebob
21. Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: “waiting for you to come back.”
22. Is Mayonnaise an instrument? – Patrick Star
23. With imagination, you can be anything you want. – Spongebob
24. I can’t see my forehead! – Patrick Star
25. That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges! – Plankton
26. Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face. – Spongebob
27. F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!
28. You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich
29. Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. – Patrick Star
30. Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb. – Patrick Star
31.Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! – Patrick Star
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32. The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time. – Spongebob
33. Too bad SpongeBob is not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here. – Squidward
34. Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you. – Sandy Cheeks
35. Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy. – Plankton
36. It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!
37. Wake me up when I care. – Squidward
38. Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos. – Patrick Star
39. Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions. – Spongebob
40. I’m ugly and I’m proud! – Spongebob
41. I have no soul. – Squidward
42. Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it! – Mr. Krabs
43. You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio! – Squidward
44. If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright. – Spongebob
45. Can I be excused for the rest of my life? – Spongebob
46. -Patrick, you’re a genius!
-Yeah, I get called that a lot.
-What? A genius?
-No, Patrick.
47. Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. They’re bombs.
48. It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever. – Squidward
49. Squidward: “Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!” Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?” Spongebob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.” Patrick:”Ho, Ho,Ho!” Spongebob: “Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!””
50. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton
51. “You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?”
52. Do instruments of torture count?
53. I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! – Patrick Star
54. I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today. – Squidward
55. Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week. – Patrick Star
56. Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.
57. SpongeBob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…
58. But it’s my only night to be fancy! – Squidward
59. Moss always points to civilization. – SpongeBob
60. Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! – Patrick Star
61. Knowledge cannot replace friendship. – Patrick Star
62. Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
63. I might as well sleep for 100 years or so. – Squidward
64. SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours! – Squidward
65. Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!
66. Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)
67. We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else! – Patrick Star
68. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. – Spongebob
69. Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world?
Spongebob: I do!
Patrick: I do!
Sandy Cheeks: I do!
Squidward: I don’t.
70. This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. – Spongebob
71. Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain. – Sandy
72. Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call “Mom”? SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.
73. See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral. – Pearl Krabs
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74. We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination. – SpongeBob
75. Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. – Patrick Star
76. Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. – SpongeBob
77. Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz. – Patrick Star
78. I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.
79. Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite! – Plankton
80. Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly. – Mr. Krabs
81. A five letter word for happiness…money. – Mr. Krabs
82. Spongebob: “No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!”
83. We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request. – Mr. Krabs
84. I’m a good noodle! – SpongeBob
Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.
Hey Patrick what am I now?
-Uh…stupid?
-No! I’m Texas!
-What’s the difference?
So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one. – Narrator
